paranoidbunny

Justice Brewer was asked by a man, "Will you please tell me, sir, what is the penalty for bigamy?"

Justice Brewer smiled and answered, "Two mothers-in-law."

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An atom walks into a bar, gets wasted. As he's leaving, he slaps his pockets and says, "Darn, I've lost an electron".

The bartender said "Are you sure?"

So the atom says, "I'm positive."

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